Just some funny text files
(most of which I collected 20 years ago, so be kind)
| 'Oh, bother' said Pooh |
| 2 Dollar Bill |
| Actual Headlines |
| Adam and Eve |
| Administratium |
| Anagram Hall of Fame |
| Bad Analogies |
| Bad Science |
| Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Writings |
| Beaver Story |
| Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife |
| Bio Major |
| Bricklayer's accident report |
| Broken Arm |
| Cambridge Cakes at Exams |
| Church Bulletins |
| Classified Ads |
| Collective Nouns |
| Comments from the MIT Course Evaluation Guide |
| Computer Oriented funnies |
| Condom Ads |
| Criminal Darwins |
| Do-it-yourself C&W Songs |
| Donkey Headlines |
| Driver's Test Answers |
| Dubious Distinction Awards |
| Fascinating Trivia |
| Favorite Holiday Fruitcake |
| Fun Answering Machine Messages |
| Funny Court Transcripts |
| Good-Bad-Worse |
| Haikus |
| History from Student Bloopers |
| Hitchcock Cameos |
| How Beer is Better than Jesus |
| How I Met my Wife |
| How not to rob a bank |
| How to Measure the Height of the Building |
| Insurance Auto Stories |
| Interesting Facts |
| Job Hunting Verbiage |
| laptop 'bumper stickers' |
| Letter from the Smithsonian |
| Letters from the 12 Days of Christmas |
| Lincoln vs. Kennedy |
| Love the Snow |
| Lyrics to The Scotsman |
| Murphys Rules of Engagement |
| Name these Christmas songs |
| Norm Sayings from Cheers |
| Not Raising Hogs |
| Number Brain Teasers |
| NYU Admission Letter |
| Oxymorons |
| Palindromes |
| PC Christmas Songs |
| Puzzles from Car Talk |
| Puzzles I gave to Chad |
| Real Dear Abby Questions |
| Reservations of an Airline Agent |
| More Fascinating Facts |
| Sex Facts |
| Sex Guide from 1894 |
| Sex Story |
| Shakespearian plays |
| Shelley Berman's Soap Experience |
| Signs of our times |
| Sniglets |
| Spell Checker Poem |
| Story of the Gloves |
| Stupid Criminals |
| Symbol Poem |
| The Balloonist |
| The Best of Carnac the Great (Johnny Carson) |
| The College Food Chain |
| The Final Exam |
| The Fourth Son |
| The Numbers of the Beast |
| Tourist Questions |
| Translated Slogans |
| Twas the Night Before Finals |
| Twas The Night Before Y2K |
| United Airlines Customer Service |
| Useless Facts |
| What Not To Name Your Dog |
| Who's on First - 1982 Johnny Carson Skit |
| Who's on First - Original |
| Who's the Boss |
| Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men |
| Why the Angel is on the Xmas Tree |
| Wierd News Stories |
| Wisdom from the Experts |